Name: The Zombieslayer
Age: 37
Gender: Male
Status: Married
Zodiac Sign: Virgo
Occupation: Artist/Writer/Investor/Intellectual
Fav Music: Heavy Metal, Romantic Era Symphony, Violin or Piano Concerto
Fav Bands: Judas Priest, Nightwish, Pink Floyd, H.I.M, Cradle of Filth, Iron Maiden, Manowar
Fav Movies: Once Were Warriors, The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, Harry Potter 3 (don't laugh, it was directed by Alfonso Cuarón, and if you don't know who that is, you need to see more movies), The City of Lost Children, Blade Runner, Pulp Fiction, From Dusk 'Til Dawn
Fav Classical Pieces: Tchaikovsky's 6th and 4th Symphonies, 1st Violin Concerto, 1st Piano Concerto, Swan Lake Ballet, Serenade for Strings and Orchestra, 1812 Overture, Brahms' 1st and 4th Symphonies, Dual Concerto for Violin and Cello, Bruch's Violin Concerto, Beethoven's 6th, 9th, 3rd, and 7th Symphonies, Dvorak's New World Symphony, Mendelsson's 3rd Symphony and Violin Concerto
Fav Authors: Jim Goad, Kurt Vonnegut, Edward Abbey, J.K. Rowling
Motto: Beer, Tits, and Guns Baby!
Blurb: Just lookin' for some good flicks to watch, because boredom will kill ya just as easily as the zombies will when the Plague starts. Also known to be a connoisseur of hot Italian actresses, finely made electric guitars, and good food. One hell of a cook, and good-lookin' too. Sorry ladies, I'm married.
Blog: Shootin' Political Correctness in the head
Bonus: What to do if you have undead in your basement

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