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Ever so once in a while a great actress turns in a great performance in a great film. Then there's Charlie Spradling. Although she's been in some great movies, she's never played a starring role except in mindless b-movie trash-plo-tation. Run to the theatre (ok, local used VHS bin) to check out her killer bod in "To Sleep With A Vampire", "Puppet Master II", or "Meridian". She's been in some great movies like Oliver Stone's "The Doors" and David Lynch's "Wild at Heart" and "Twin Peaks" - but if you blink you might not notice as her camera time is about as short lived as Bill Clinton's marriage vows. Now I'm one of the few guys roaming this great green orb who isn't into mammoth hooters, but this hot actress is the exception that proves the rule. The aspect ratio between her areola diameter and nipple density borders on perfection - I once recognized her in some slasher flick's shower scene based purely on her breasts as she ran quickly past, all the while being scalded by the steam. I didn't even know she was going to be in the movie!
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