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You'd have to be pretty pretentious to be an American who actually knows who Tinto Brass is. Brass is an Italian director, most known for his soft-core porn work. His movies generally have lots of eye candy and really showcase women's asses, which I enjoy very much. However, he does have a fetish for hairy armpits, and there's always one female character who neglects to shave that region, which to me is a big turn-off. Luckily for us, our hero, Carla (played by Ukranian Yuliya Mayarchuk) is hairless, just about everywhere. Yuliya Mayarchuk lights up the screen. Blonde, curvy, and downright beautiful, she smiles constantly and is just a thrill to watch. She's also nekkid for no apparent reason in practically every seen. Carla is a sexpot. She goes to London to look for an apartment for her and her jealous boyfriend, and ends up getting hit on and fondled by a lesbian real estate agent, a dirty old man photographer, and a slew of other minor, and often nameless other characters. The movie is a soft-core sexual fantasy about jealousy. Carla's boyfriend is extremely jealous, and has to either learn to accept Carla's uncontrollable lust or break up with her. Brass has plenty of experience directing these types of movies and it shows. He wastes no film on useless scene, and gets the most out of Mayarchuk's natural beauty and radiating budding sexuality. Do all women in the Ukraniane look like that? If so, screw the cold. I'm moving there anyways. Here are a few shots from the movie to get you a quick feel. No, it's not great film. You won't be studying this in your college film class. But if you're a film snob, it's best to know a little something about Italian film, from the giallo genre to Asia Argento to Fellini to Tinto Brass. 3 J's out of 10. Despite all the nudity and simulated sex (and even scenes of Carla's other hole), I watched it just to watch it. Sorry folks, I'm a film snob, and have to rate it accordingly. Film screenshots below.
Carla and her real estate agent enjoy a nice, relaxing moment together.
Carla's real estate agent dons a wig and enjoys Carla's yummy body.
Tinto Brass appreciates a woman's ass.
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