Film: Star Wars III - Revenge of the Sith
Directed by: George Lucas
Year: 2005
Starring: Ewan McGregor, Hayden Christensen, Natalie Portman, Samuel L. Jackson, Ian McDiarmid
Reviewed by: JJ

What? Jar Jar doesn't die? Well, the fat man got something partially right. No Jar Jar. But a violent death would have been much sweeter, no?

Lucas redeemed himself with this one. Besides the bad dialog and the horrible "you're breaking my heart" uttered by Natalie Portman, this one's good. Really good.

If you watched the original Star Wars, you already know what's going to happen. Annakin becomes Darth Vader. All the other Jedis get killed except for Yoda and Obi-Wan. The Emperor becomes a clear-cut bad guy. Lucas ties this all together and does a good job at it.

We also get to see Obi-Wan finally kick Annakin's ass. It's quite sad though, and McGregor, the actor who does Obi-Wan, put out a fine performance as the failed mentor of who will become Darth Vader.

I've already said my complaints. Everything else was fine. Action is even better than the two previous ones and the score worked perfectly with the movie. Although by no means a great film, it is a great story, and one that will be watched twenty years from now.

Lucas, you've redeemed yourself for those two pieces of shit you did before this one. Now cut back on the hamburgers and fries or else you won't be around much longer to make 7, 8, and 9.

Eight J's out of 10 for this one.

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