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Jimi Hendrix - wrote the book
Randy Rhoads - always played the perfect notes. Loved the noises he made on the guitar and his fills and well as his leads
Yngwie Malmsteen - the King of flash
Steve Vai - the most versatile
Ritchie Blackmore - If you've heard what he's done with Deep Purple, Rainbow and Blackmore's Night, you'd be impressed. His acoustic playing is phenomenal
Alex Skolnich - technically gifted. A pleasure to see perform
CC DeVille - not that good, and should be better considering how long he's had to hone his craft
Phil Collin - Decent for what he does. Adequate guitarist
Paul Loomis - Amazing player. Has an incredible command of the instrument. His rhythm work is also quite good
Paul Allender - Better than adequate. I prefer his riffs to his leads
Glenn Tipton - Amazing guitarist. One of the most underrated shredders out there
KK Downing - Slayer calls Judas Priest's duo the best guitar duo out there for good reason. KK's noises and harmonic dissonance compliment Tipton's melodic style
Galder - Nice mix of melody and evilness. I wish Dimmu Borgir would have more leads in their work
David Gilmour - It's a tough call who makes the prettiest guitar sounds, whether it's Ritchie Blackmore or David Gilmour.
Jake E Lee - It was actually sad he followed in Rhoads' footsteps. He never was able to shake that. I actually thought he was decent.
Slash - the last guitar hero
Kirk Hammett - Between Satch's three most famous students, he's the worst, yet he's still good. Ironically, he's by far the richest.
Jason Becker - What a shame. Took one lesson from him too, and wish I still had the notes from the lesson. Amazingly gifted. Fate can be quite cruel.
Joe Satriani - The teacher.
BB King - shows the world you don't have to be flashy to be good. Who doesn't like him?
Tony MacAlpine - I wish people would stop comparing him to Malmsteen. MacAlpine's style is unique.
Marty Friedman - I actually liked Dave Mustaine's playing better. Although Friedman's solos are more technical, Mustaine's are more brutal and fit the music better. Still a fine guitarist.

One of these days I'll add a lot more.

-The Zombieslayer

 


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