We have pages of bands we admire, how about bands and musicians we despise?

I'll start.

Alannis More Upset - Her whiny voice drives me nuts. Go back to Canada where you belong. I'm sick of women's incessant bitching about men. You know what your problem is? You suck off guys in movie theatres who treat you like complete shit, then give the evil words to nice guys. As far as I'm concerned, you deserve the bad relationships you get. You're everything that's wrong with today's women.

The Beatles - I fucking hate the Beatles. Okay, I like two songs - "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" and "A Day in the Life." Other than those two songs, I hate the Beatles. I think it's no coincidence that every single person I've ever known who likes the Beatles is on Prozac. If anyone wants to classify the Beatles, call them Prozac Rock.

U2 - Fuck Bono! I'm so sick of his self-righteous bullshit. Hey Bono, how about you give up your private jets, your vacation homes, and your mansions and use that money to promote your stupid causes? Instead, you ask us taxpayers who are already strapped to fund your causes. Well, fuck you Bono. The other thing is U2 hasn't put out a good album since Achtung Baby. And you have the audacity to call yourselves the best rock and roll band in the world? For what? Two good albums?

Sting - And speaking of self-righteous pricks, what about that Sting guy? He's a member of ZPG, and he has five kids! What the fuck? So it's okay for him to breed like a horny retard but not for the rest of us? Oh, his music sucks too.

More to come.

-The Zombieslayer