Do you know all the words to the Canadian national anthem?
No. I should probably learn it for just kicks.
Favorite Cheese?
I like ‘em all. Even goat cheese.
Have you thrown up on an airplane?
No. I’m scared of them. I don’t like the landing or taking off.
Have you thrown up at work before?
Oh yeah. I work at a preschool. Yeah.
When you snuck out of your house for the first time, who was it with?
I didn’t have a house.
Where did you live the first time you moved out of your parent’s house?
Dormitory.
Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
I quit.
Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?
No. It’s usually me.
Have you pretended to like someone just to “keep the peace”?
Yes. Especially at work. Can’t be honest at work. It’s a hen house.
Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?
Do fuck buddies count?
When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
Last Friday.
Have you ever kissed someone even though you knew they were dating someone else?
Hell no! That’s nasty.
Do you have bangs?
I don’t know.
What do you own with zebra print on it?

Underwear.
You just drank 15 shots, what would you be doing?
Drinking six glasses of water. I’ve had 18 to 20 shots of rum before with no chasers.
What is important to you right now?
The necessities.
Are you imagining anyone naked right now?
No. I probably should. Anybody got hints?
Do you cut out coupons?
Yes. I get them in the mail.
What’s the weirdest thing under your bed?
You can’t get under my bed. My bed’s on the floor.
How does it make you feel looking at pictures of your ex with someone new?
I have no pictures of my ex. I burn them.
Have you ever been in a relationship but wanted to be with someone else?
No. I always get out at that time.
Did you have a good birthday this year?
It was ok.
Last person you told a secret to?
Um…
Fuck buddy.
