Kate’s World

Wednesday Weirdness #59
Questions By: Anonymous Lass

1.) Do you/Did you ever have a piggy bank shaped like a pig? What do you keep your spare change in?

Yeah, when I was little.  A big plastic dog bank.

2.) Be honest. Have you ever stolen anything before?
Yes, food.  I was five at the time.

3.) Would it be more awkward to be walked in on during sex by your parents or your children?
That is just totally gross.  I’m not answering that.

4.) How comfortable would you be at a nude beach? Would you keep your clothes on, keep it modest or bare it all?
If I’m not out in the sunlight, I’d bare it all.

5.) Where is a place that seems fun and sexy to get it on at but in reality probably wouldn’t work out very well?
An elevator that has glass windows.

6.) Do you have sex less in the summer because of the hot temperatures?

Um, nope.  That’s what the air conditioner’s for.

7.) Have you ever had a dream that was in black and white?

All the time.

Bonus) When you have a naughty dream, most often is it usually your partner in the dream with you or someone else?

I’m not telling.

1. Would you stay in a loveless relationship for the amazing sex?

no
2. If you could only have one, which would you choose: love that lasts forever or great, body numbing sex?

Love that lasts forever because bodies don’t.

3. Looking back at your past loves, which one should you have married/taken back and who should you have tossed earlier than you did?

That’s too far back.
4. if you had one last fuck in you where, how and who would you “give it” to?

My fuck buddy and it would be in a cruise to Thailand.

5. Which is more important sex, money, love and happiness? (and no, you can’t pick’em all)

Happiness.  because usually if you’re happy, you’ll find the other ones.
Happy TMI!!

Do you know all the words to the Canadian national anthem?
No. I should probably learn it for just kicks.

Favorite Cheese?
I like ‘em all. Even goat cheese.

Have you thrown up on an airplane?
No. I’m scared of them. I don’t like the landing or taking off.

Have you thrown up at work before?
Oh yeah. I work at a preschool. Yeah.

When you snuck out of your house for the first time, who was it with?
I didn’t have a house.

Where did you live the first time you moved out of your parent’s house?
Dormitory.

Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
I quit.

Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?
No. It’s usually me.

Have you pretended to like someone just to “keep the peace”?
Yes. Especially at work. Can’t be honest at work. It’s a hen house.

Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?
Do fuck buddies count?

When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
Last Friday.

Have you ever kissed someone even though you knew they were dating someone else?
Hell no! That’s nasty.

Do you have bangs?
I don’t know.

What do you own with zebra print on it?

Underwear.

You just drank 15 shots, what would you be doing?
Drinking six glasses of water. I’ve had 18 to 20 shots of rum before with no chasers.

What is important to you right now?
The necessities.

Are you imagining anyone naked right now?
No. I probably should. Anybody got hints?

Do you cut out coupons?
Yes. I get them in the mail.

What’s the weirdest thing under your bed?
You can’t get under my bed. My bed’s on the floor.

How does it make you feel looking at pictures of your ex with someone new?
I have no pictures of my ex. I burn them.

Have you ever been in a relationship but wanted to be with someone else?
No. I always get out at that time.

Did you have a good birthday this year?
It was ok.

Last person you told a secret to?
Um…

Fuck buddy.

Are you a patient person?
I have to be.  I’m very patient.  I’m a preschool teacher.  I have to be.  I also potty train.

Would you rather be mad or sad?
Sad actually.  Because you could change your sadness by looking at pictures.  Sadness is easy to change.  Smiling faces.  Puppies.

Are you afraid of death/dying?
Nope.  It’s just another path.

Do you ever use words like stoked, souped or sick?
No.

Last thing you spent money on?

Coffee.

What were you doing at 10 last night?
Cleaning.

Has anyone ever called you “scrumptious” before?
No.  I’m not that young.

Have you ever drove without your license?
No.

Do people ever spell your name wrong?
Yeah.  Sometimes they go Katie or Katy.

Have you ever made someone so mad that they broke something?
Not that I know of.

Are you cheating on someone right now?
I don’t have someone.

Can you sleep without blankets covering you?
Only if it’s hot.

Do you put butter on your bread before putting the peanut butter on when making a sandwich?
I mix them.

Favorite Sundae topping?
Don’t have one.  I like it all.

Did you take Piano lessons?
No.  I’m tone deaf.

Would you rather play basketball or hockey?

Can I watch?

Have you ever started off on the wrong foot with someone but later ended up getting along with them?
No

Could you go out in public looking like you do now?
No.  I’d get sunburned.

What was on your mind mostly today?
Acupuncture.  Will it hurt?

If your significant other/person you’re dating or interested in signed into your social networking account (Facebook/MySpace/ETC) right now and read your messages would they get mad by anything they read?
No. I don’t have Facebook or MySpace

Can you really be “addicted” to someone?
Not me.

Are you the youngest person living in your house?
No.  My dog is.

What is on your left wrist now?
Nothing

Do you like to shower at night or in the morning?
I shower twice a day because I’m connected to germs and cleaners.

What is the most recent thing you and your most recent ex boyfriend/ girlfriend talked about?
I don’t have an ex.

Have you had more than 3 boyfriends/ girlfriends at the same time?
Nope.

Do you wet the toothbrush before applying the toothpaste?
Sometimes.

Do any of your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them?
Yes.  The light blue jeans I have wear out too fast.

When is the best time to have sex?
Any time.

Will you be doing any illegal drugs in the near future?
No, I tried it out.  Makes me too hyper.  I’m hyper enough anyways.

Have you done anything sneaky lately?

No.  I wanted to.  Not in a bad way.  I wanted to feed parking meters and several times, I wanted to tie people’s shoe laces in knots.  I wish I had a whoppie cushion before.

Have you ever considered having a sex change?
Nope.  I have enough trouble with being a female.

What store did you get the pants you’re currently wearing from?
Thrift store.

How often do you watch porn?
I don’t.

What do you tell yourself when times get hard?

It’s just a matter of time.  Things change.

How do you know when you’re “in love” with someone?
I could put up with their shit and their total selves.

I’ve been out of the loop so much, I don’t know what’s going on.  I haven’t been working on my blog recently.  Been really busy.

Last weekend, went to the Art and Wine Festival.

In a few weeks, I’m going to go to the San Francisco one, which is more a true one, not just booze.  It’s more an arts and craft show.

This is the new t-shirt I bought.  I love Amy Brown’s faeries.  I have two Amy Brown faerie costumes that I wear for Halloween.

Hope everyone has their jobs.  It’s been tough for a lot of people I know around here.

Happy HNT!

Love,

Kate

Have you ever…

1. had sex with someone ten years older or younger than you?

Yes, older.

2. drawn from a nude model or been a nude model?

I’ve been a nude picture model, and somebody hasn’t finished my nude picture.

3. had sex at a company Christmas party?

Nope.  Nasty! Good way to get fired.

4. had a blind date?

Everybody has.  Some have been a real doozy.

5. slept with a teacher?

No.
Bonus (as in optional): had sex with someone within an hour of meeting them?

Just got back from the wine fest.  I didn’t break my glass this time either.

I had two Merlots.  I usually do Shiraz and Merlots.  Not on an empty stomach.  This time, I did it on an empty stomach.  So I had a hot dog and a bag of chips.  Because I also had a sake bomb.  A real big one.  It filled up my wine glass.

I bought another shirt.  They were the faeries I bought last year.  This one was a pretty yellow and I usually don’t do yellow.

I’m reading two books from authors I’ve read before, and several new authors from the library.  I’ll let you know how I like them.

No new music yet.

I’ll know after the 15th where my job stands.

I’ll do an HNT this week with the new shirt.

I’m drinking this wine with pork chops, zucchini, and rice.

It’s very weak.  I can actually see through it when I pour it.

It has a very light nose.  It’s easy on the stomach because it’s so light.  The tannins are not strong.

This one you will eat with very strong food, very strong.  It doesn’t hold its own.

It’s ok.  It’s not bad.  It’s one of the weakest ones I’ve had.

I love good parents who set boundaries.  Even the little ones.  No candy when they go to the store.

I just got a new child in my class.  Her parent just spent $20 on the book club in our school.  Her child is very smart.  They work on the writing skills and the spelling.  They spend $100 at the bookstore in children’s books.

The child is three.  She has a very open mind.  Very good parents.  They know how to use the word “no”.

I wish parents in my neighborhood would use that word.  It’s not a hard word to use.  Some parents think it stops their creativity by setting boundaries.  They’re wrong.  It just turns their kids into assholes.